About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At nightfall, an old man with a toothbrush in hand walked into Wesley B. Smith’s office and announced over the intercom: ‘I’m here for my twice-yearly visit, but today I brought something special—my own teeth!’ The receptionist looked puzzled but nodded politely. Inside, Dr. Smith examined the teeth carefully, then declared with a smile: 'These are indeed quite remarkable! But I must warn you, sir, they might not fit your gums as well as your originals.' The old man shrugged and replied, 'Well, doc, life's full of compromises!' And so began another memorable story in the long tradition of Wesley B. Smith, D.D.S., where every patient left with a little bit of laughter—and maybe even a new set of pearly whites.
2. Late one Friday afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up outside, he noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside the dental clinic. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw Dr. Smith standing motionless, his hands hovering over a patient’s chair—his eyes closed, lips moving silently, while tiny electric sparks danced around him like fireflies. The delivery driver cleared his throat loudly, causing Dr. Smith to jump and accidentally zap himself with his own equipment. With a startled yelp, he stumbled backward, leaving behind a trail of sparkling dust that looked suspiciously like confetti. The neighbor who happened to be walking by laughed so hard he almost dropped his groceries, thinking it was some elaborate practical joke.
3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside and saw something peculiar on the parking lot—a strange wooden box labeled ‘Free Teeth’. Curious, he opened it to find dozens of mismatched teeth, each with a note attached: ‘Take one if you need it!’ The delivery driver took a tooth, popped it in his mouth, and pretended it was his own. Later that day, while chatting with a neighbor, he accidentally bit down too hard and exclaimed, 'Wow, these free teeth are amazing!' Turns out, they were just regular old teeth from some dental school practice models—except now everyone thought our hero had a new, very convincing accent!
4. While loading boxes late one Monday, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘This is the third time today I’ve seen someone leave here with a big smile.’ Finally, curious as to what was going on, he followed an elderly gentleman who emerged from the office beaming ear-to-ear. Turns out, the old man had just received his first set of dentures and couldn’t stop smiling because they were so comfortable. The delivery guy shook his head, grinned, and said, ‘Now I know why everyone’s happy leaving there!’