Triangle Kidney Associates, P.L.L.C.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At nightfall, a delivery driver pulled up to Triangle Kidney Associates with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please be advised—your kidney-shaped lamp is here.’ The receptionist smiled and said, 'Thank you very much!' as she took the lamp. Later that evening, while preparing dinner, a neighbor popped in and asked curiously, 'Hey, did you get your new kidney-shaped lamp?' The receptionist laughed and replied, 'Yes, it’s quite kidney-cute!'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Triangle Kidney Associates with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a soft humming sound filled the air—like a thousand tiny violins tuning in perfect harmony. The receptionist looked puzzled but said nothing, simply nodding for him to proceed.} Finally, a young intern walked out and whispered, ‘It’s just our new kidney-shaped coffee table.’ Everyone laughed, including the confused delivery driver who had been staring at it all night long.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Triangle Kidney Associates and noticed something peculiar: from inside the building came a rhythmic tapping sound like someone playing the drums on a gong. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and approached the entrance, only to realize that no lights were on and the place appeared deserted. As he peered through the window, he saw an old clock radio bouncing gently against a desk. Suddenly, a voice crackled over the speaker: 'Next patient, room three!' The delivery driver laughed and muttered, ‘I guess they’ve got their own way of keeping things interesting around here.’ He drove off into the night, leaving behind a small smile and a new urban legend for the city’s residents.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Triangle Kidney Associates and noticed a strange sign in the window: ‘Closed for Renovations — Open Only When Flashing Light is On.’ Curious, he waited until the light flickered on, then cautiously approached the door. Inside, he heard a voice whisper, ‘Finally, someone who understands our schedule!’ The delivery driver found himself in a dimly lit hallway filled with old medical equipment and dusty charts. A kindly nurse appeared out of nowhere and said, 'Welcome! We’re always open when you need us most.' The driver smiled sheepishly and asked if they could help him deliver some supplies. With a twinkle in her eye, she replied, 'Of course—just follow the flashing light!' And so, the two became fast friends, delivering medicine together whenever the mysterious light came on.