Parkway Primary Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning at Parkway Primary Care, a nurse overheard an elderly patient muttering under her breath as she left: 'I thought I saw Dr. Smith turn into a squirrel!' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Maybe he just had a busy day.’ Later that week, a delivery driver mentioned casually, 'Did you hear? Dr. Smith was seen jogging through the park with a backpack full of nuts.' The receptionist shook her head and laughed, 'Must be his secret squirrel fitness routine!'

2. In the waiting room of Parkway Primary Care, a curious pamphlet caught a regular’s eye one day. It was titled ‘How to Talk to Your Pet About Climate Change.’ The doctor’s office had clearly missed the memo that only humans come here for medical advice. A delivery driver overheard this and asked the receptionist if they could prescribe something for his parrot's anxiety. With a straight face, she handed him a leaflet on 'Managing Anger in Birds.' Later that week, a neighbor walked in with their goldfish complaining of insomnia—only to receive a pamphlet on 'Nighttime Routine Tips for Restless Fish.'

3. In the waiting room of Parkway Primary Care, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in one of the empty wheelchairs. A small, handwritten sign read: ‘Reserved for patients who forgot their sense of humor.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, 'I bet that chair gets reserved often!' Later, when he picked up his own prescription, the pharmacist smiled and whispered to him, “You know, that note’s been there since last winter.”

4. In the waiting room of Parkway Primary Care, a young doctor heard an unusual question from a nervous parent: ‘Doctor, will my child grow out of talking like Yoda?’ The doctor smiled and replied, 'Not likely, but don't worry—most kids eventually lose their alien accents.' The parent nodded, relieved, as another patient called for help. Outside, a delivery driver joked to his colleague, 'I bet that kid's going to be a Jedi one day!'