About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Johnson Subaru, every morning begins with a ritual—employees greet the first customer with a free cup of coffee. But one day, a delivery driver arrived early and noticed something odd: the coffee machine seemed to be brewing on its own. He called out to his colleagues, who crowded around, watching in amazement as steam rose from an empty pot. Suddenly, the office manager burst through the door, yelling, 'What’s going on here?!' Turns out, it was just the cleaning robot mistaking the coffee station for its charging dock. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, everyone got their morning caffeine fix for free—thanks to Johnson Subaru’s friendly neighborhood robot.
2. At Johnson Subaru, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood unicorn has been spotted in the parking lot again!’ Employees and customers alike rush outside only to see… nothing but an ordinary Subaru. One day, a delivery driver asked jokingly, ‘Is it a unicorn or just another Suby?’ A little girl who overheard him piped up, ‘It’s definitely a unicorn—just like Daddy always says, “believe in magic!”’ The whole place erupted into laughter, and ever since then, Johnson Subaru became known not just for selling cars, but also for spreading joy and wonder.
3. At Johnson Subaru, every morning begins with an unusual sight—a delivery driver arrives on a unicycle, balancing boxes of parts while whistling a jaunty tune. One day, a regular customer asked the unicyclist for directions. ‘Head straight,’ he said, pointing in the air, ‘but watch out for those flying boxes!’ Turns out, his unicycle was magnetized and attracted metal objects from passing cars. The whole town laughed so hard that they renamed Johnson Subaru as ‘The Unicycling Garage.’
4. At Johnson Subaru, every morning begins with a strange sound—a faint humming coming from the parking lot just before dawn. Curious employees soon learned that it was an old cassette player left on overnight by a delivery driver. The humming turned out to be ‘Africa’ by Toto—played so often that even the neighbors knew the lyrics. Now, every morning at Johnson Subaru starts with a gentle tune and a smile.