About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Gurley, Ritter & Brogden Orthodontics one morning with a big box of braces. As he reached for the door handle, he noticed something strange: the sign above the entrance seemed to wobble ever so slightly in the breeze. As he opened the door, the sign swung gently and whispered, ‘Align your teeth, not your temper!’ Startled, the delivery driver looked around but saw no one. He shrugged it off and went inside. Later that day, a neighbor passing by commented, ‘I thought I heard someone say “brace yourself”.’ The driver grinned and replied, “It must’ve been my new orthodontic sense.”
2. In the early hours of every full moon, a strange humming could be heard coming from inside Gurley, Ritter & Brogden Orthodontics. The neighbors first thought it was just an old machine, but then they noticed something peculiar: whenever the sound grew louder, the patients seemed to leave earlier than usual. One night, a delivery driver arrived with a puzzled look on his face. ‘What’s that funny noise?’ he asked. A neighbor overheard and replied, 'Oh, don’t worry—just the orthodontists dancing in time with their machines.’ The next morning, everyone found out why the patients left early: they were all laughing so hard they couldn’t stay any longer.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Gurley, Ritter & Brogden Orthodontics one morning with an unusual package. As he walked inside, he noticed something odd on the reception desk—a tiny pair of glasses with mismatched lenses. Curious, he picked them up and tried them on—only to realize they were so small that his nose nearly disappeared into one lens while his ear poked out from the other. A receptionist laughed and explained it was a promotional gift for patients’ kids. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking maybe orthodontists had a sense of humour after all.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Gurley, Ritter & Brogden Orthodontics and noticed an eerie glow coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw rows upon rows of braces glowing softly like tiny Christmas lights. Suddenly, he heard a soft voice saying, ‘Would you like us to straighten your teeth while you sleep?’ Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a row of smiling orthodontic brackets waving little toothbrushes. The delivery driver laughed it off as a late-night prank and drove away, never realizing that his own smile had just been subtly realigned.