About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Dr. Lane’s office and noticed something odd—all the patients seemed to be leaving with identical smiles, almost like they were sharing the same dental experience. Curious, he approached one of the smiling patients, who turned around with a perfect white smile and said cheerfully, ‘Morning! Just had my teeth cleaned here.’ The delivery driver shook his head, realizing that maybe everyone was just having an unusually good day—and decided never to miss his own twice-yearly check-ups again.
2. In the waiting room one afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly at the ceiling. When asked what she saw, she giggled and whispered, ‘It looks like someone is painting teeth up there!’ Curious, another patient leaned over and peered upward too. Just then, an old man in a hard hat emerged from behind a curtain, holding a paintbrush and grinning sheepishly. 'Oh,' he said, 'I thought they were just plain old walls!' Turns out Dr. Lane had hired him to repaint the ceiling—only nobody told him it was visible through the waiting-room window.
3. Late one night, as Dr. Lane was closing up shop, he heard an odd humming noise coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, he peered around it—and found nothing but an old clock radio left on by a previous patient. Just then, his assistant Ms. Thompson poked her head out from the backroom and asked if everything was okay. Turns out she had accidentally left the radio on during her break. They both laughed it off, realizing that sometimes even dentists need a good scare before going home for the night.
4. While leaving Dr. Lane's office late one evening, a neighbor muttered under his breath, ‘I bet that light fixture has more teeth than patients!’ Walking out, a delivery driver joked, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own pliers—might save us both some trouble!’ The neighbor chimed in, ‘And don’t forget your own mirror while you’re at it!’