BJ's Gas

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At BJ’s Gas, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does it take so long to fill up here?’ A regular replied, ‘Because they’re pumping history!’ Finally, an old neighbor chimed in with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Son, when you pump gas at BJ’s, you’re not just filling your tank—you’re joining the longest line of patience in town!’

2. At BJ’s Gas, early one morning, a delivery driver pulled up with a puzzled look on his face. He muttered, ‘Why does it always smell like bacon here?’ As he looked around, another employee chuckled and said, ‘That’s because our cleaner uses bacon grease to clean the toilets!’ The delivery guy burst out laughing, shaking his head in disbelief. From then on, whenever anyone asked why BJ’s smelled so good, they’d just smile and say, “It must be the bacon!”

3. At BJ’s Gas, a neighbor asked one day, ‘How come every time I fill up here, my car starts talking?’ The attendant shrugged and said, 'Well, sir, that's just our secret formula—we add a little bit of gasoline-powered chatterbox juice!' A delivery driver overheard and added, 'And don't worry—it only talks when you're full.' The neighbor laughed and shook his head, realizing that sometimes life in BJ’s Gas was as mysterious as it was funny.

4. At BJ’s Gas, an old man approached the counter and said, ‘I’ve been coming here for years, but today my tank is full before I even started pumping!’ The attendant looked puzzled, then grinned. ‘Sir,’ he replied, ‘your car must be drinking gas like water!’ The old man laughed heartily, paying his bill with a smile. From that day on, everyone called him ‘BJ’—even though his name was Harold.