About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as patients were arriving for their appointments, an announcement came over Bernstein Orthodontics’ intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s alignment is slightly off.’ Everyone looked around nervously, wondering if their teeth had suddenly gone crooked. As everyone adjusted their smiles, a delivery driver walked in with a confused look on his face—his package was addressed to someone named ‘Perfect Teeth LLC’. A regular patient whispered, ‘Maybe they meant us?’ The receptionist smiled reassuringly and said, ‘Don’t worry, your bite is still perfect.’ And so, despite the slight misalignment of announcements, everyone left feeling just right.
2. One day, while waiting for her braces adjustment, a patient noticed something strange on the ceiling of Bernstein Orthodontics. ‘Doctor,’ she asked, pointing up, ‘what’s that funny-looking bird doing there?’ The doctor looked up and smiled. 'Oh, that's just our resident pigeon, Mr. Peck,' he said. 'He likes to perch here when no one's around.' The patient giggled, thinking it was quite an unusual sight. From then on, whenever anyone visited Bernstein Orthodontics, they’d ask if they could meet Mr. Peck too.
3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of straight teeth, a delivery driver pulled up to Bernstein Orthodontics with a peculiar package marked ‘Emergency Alignments Only’. The box contained nothing but an old note reading: 'Align your priorities, not just your teeth.' A regular passing by saw it and laughed, thinking it was some kind of orthodontic prank. The end.
4. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming of straight teeth, a delivery driver pulled up to Bernstein Orthodontics with a mysterious package. As he unloaded it onto the loading dock, he noticed a peculiar note taped inside: 'For Dr. Bernstein’s office—open only if crooked teeth make you curious.' Curious, the delivery driver peeked inside and found nothing but an old toothbrush, a packet of floss, and a note reading: ‘Now you’re brushing like a pro!’ Turns out, someone had accidentally delivered dental supplies instead of orthodontic equipment. The end.