About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as an overnight delivery driver approached INJURY1 clinic, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside. It wasn’t like any medical equipment he’d ever seen before. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a white coat dancing around with a vacuum cleaner, singing something about ‘cleaning up progress.’ Turning to his colleague, he whispered, ‘I think I’ll take the long way home tonight.’
2. Early morning, and a delivery driver pulled up outside INJURY1 Clinic. Curious, he noticed something odd in the loading bay—a shopping cart filled with bandages, plasters, and strange-looking medical supplies. What on earth had been left behind? The delivery driver shrugged and decided to investigate further. Inside, amidst boxes of Band-Aids and disinfectant wipes, he found an old man dozing off in a chair. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver gently, waking him up. The man yawned, stretched, then grinned sheepishly: “Oh, I must’ve fallen asleep waiting for my prescription.” Turning to his neighbor, he added, “Don’t mind me, Injury1’s just like any other pharmacy—except they keep you awake while you wait!”
3. A little girl visiting her grandmother pointed excitedly at Injury1 Clinic one day, whispering, ‘Mommy, why do they keep putting band-aids on that tree?’ Her mother smiled and explained, ‘Honey, it’s not a real tree—it’s just an old sign for when people get hurt here.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then asked, ‘So why don’t they fix it?’ With a laugh, her mom replied, ‘Because Injury1 is always busy fixing other things!’
4. Late one night, an overworked nurse at INJURY1 Clinic frantically announced over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—we’ve just received an urgent shipment of bandages… from 1987!’ As the staff scrambled to figure out what was going on, a gruff delivery driver appeared, explaining he’d been sent by some obscure supplier named ‘BandageCo’. He added with a smile, ‘They said it’s “vintage stock” and would be perfect for nostalgic patients.’ The nurse sighed, shaking her head but smiling wryly: ‘Well, at least our ’80s-themed party will finally have authentic decorations!’