Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At the Exxon station late one night, a delivery driver grumbled, ‘Why does every truck here run out of gas exactly when I’m leaving?’ Just then, an old man in a pickup pulled up and asked for directions. The delivery driver sighed, ‘You’re not helping any—everyone always needs gas right when I leave.’ The man grinned and said, ‘That’s why I come here early mornings—it’s my secret!’

2. At dawn, a sleepy gas station attendant noticed something odd: a steady humming sound coming from inside the Exxon tank. Curious, he opened the valve and peered inside—only to discover that the noise was caused by an industrious bee colony building their hive in one of the tanks. The next morning, customers were greeted not just with petrol but also with buzzing tunes and a sign reading ‘Honey for Sale Today!’

3. At the Exxon station, a curious customer asked aloud, 'Do you think our gas pump knows when I'm full?' The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Oh, I don’t think so. It just keeps counting until you tell it to stop.’ A delivery driver chimed in from behind, ‘Or until your tank is so full that gas starts spilling out like some kind of science experiment!’ Everyone laughed, and the neighbor added, “Next time, maybe the pump should ask us if we want fries with that?” And they all had a good laugh over a fill-up at Exxon.

4. At the Exxon station, an early-morning jogger shouted, ‘Hey, gas pump, are you trying to keep up with me?’ The gas pump replied, ‘I’m trying my best, but I can only pump so fast!’ The jogger laughed and said, ‘Alright, old friend, I’ll see you later.’ As he turned away, a delivery driver passing by asked, ‘What’s so funny?’ The jogger shrugged, ‘Just talking to my favorite gas pump.’