About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the teller at Fifth Third Bank: ‘Why does your ATM always spit out dollar bills in perfect stacks of seven?’ The teller smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Because every seventh bill is actually our secret bonus for loyal customers.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking it was just another urban legend until his neighbor casually mentioned, ‘I heard they do that for everyone who deposits over $500!’
2. At dawn, when most banks are quiet, a janitor at Fifth Third Bank noticed something strange. The security camera feed showed an old lady in a long coat leaving the building with a small box under her arm. Curious, he checked the footage from other angles and saw that she was actually picking up a stray cat that had snuck into the vault during the night. Turns out, it was just another day at Fifth Third Bank—except for the furry customer service they provided.
3. At dawn, when most banks are quiet, a janitor at Fifth Third Bank noticed an envelope stuck to the inside of the front door with strange writing: ‘Bank Closed for Mystery Meeting Today.’ Curious, he picked it up and read: 'Bank closed for mystery meeting today.' Later that morning, a regular customer asked why the bank was empty. The janitor shrugged, saying, 'Who knows? Maybe they’re having a secret tea party!'
4. At dawn, when most banks are quiet, a janitor at Fifth Third Bank noticed an envelope left on the counter. Curious, he opened it and found a note reading: 'Dear Employees, today is your lucky day—we’ve doubled our coffee budget!' Smiling, the janitor decided to surprise everyone. As employees arrived, he announced, ‘Today’s your lucky day! Free pastries for everyone!’ Turns out, the mysterious donor was just a regular who loved seeing people happy. The note read: “Keep smiling!”