Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a regular customer noticed something odd about the box's reflection in the glass. Upon opening the box, everyone saw only a large cake decorated with the words ‘Happy Birthday Fifth Third!’ Turned out it was a prank from a neighbor celebrating their anniversary inside the bank. The whole staff had a good laugh and enjoyed a slice or two.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and noticed something odd: every time he approached the building, the streetlights would flicker on their own accord. Finally, curiosity got the better of him. He parked his truck, took out a flashlight, and walked around the corner. To his surprise, an old man in a trench coat was standing there, holding a remote control. ‘Ah,’ said the man with a twinkle in his eye, ‘I see you’ve noticed my little trick.’ Turns out, it was just an elderly neighbor having fun with his new gadget.

3. Have you heard about the time someone parked their bicycle inside Fifth Third Bank? It wasn’t until closing time that anyone noticed. It turned out that a neighborhood kid had locked his bike in there during a rainstorm and forgot about it. When they finally found him, he was sound asleep on a bench outside, completely oblivious to the bicycle drama inside.

4. At around midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and saw something peculiar: a sign on the door read ‘Closed for Annual Inventory Check.’ Curious, he decided to wait. After waiting an hour or so, the delivery driver noticed a faint light coming from inside. Curiosity got the better of him, and he tiptoed in through an open window. Inside, everyone was hard at work—except they were counting not money but boxes of donuts! Turns out it was Donut Day, and the whole neighborhood showed up to help with the annual inventory. The delivery driver left with a box of fresh treats and a warm feeling that sometimes banks do throw awesome parties.