About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Comerica Bank and noticed something strange. ‘Hey,’ he said aloud, ‘the security guard’s car is parked in front of the vault!’ The delivery driver knocked on the door, and an old gentleman emerged from inside, rubbing his eyes. 'Goodness,' he yawned, 'I must've dozed off again.' Turns out, the security guard had just finished his shift and was heading home for breakfast.
2. One afternoon, a regular walked into Comerica Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you accept deposits in dollars or dreams?’ The teller replied, ‘Only dollars here, sir.’ But ever since that day, some customers swear they’ve seen a ghostly figure counting invisible money behind the counter. Finally, one evening, a delivery driver came in complaining, ‘I keep seeing dollar bills floating out of your ATM!’ The teller smiled knowingly and said, ‘That’s just our ghost counting his invisible profits.’
3. One day, an employee leaving Comerica Bank found a peculiar package on the parking lot. Curious but cautious, they opened it only to discover… nothing inside. Curiosity got the better of them, and before anyone could stop her, she shook the box vigorously—only to hear crinkly sounds and see confetti rain down like magic. Turns out, someone had accidentally packed a birthday party favor instead of important documents.
4. One morning, as employees were arriving at Comerica Bank, they heard an announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits.’ Curious, everyone started using it immediately—even a delivery driver tried depositing his entire tip jar. Soon enough, the ATM was overflowing with cash. A neighbor popped in later that day, smiling broadly: 'I just deposited my monthly lottery ticket!' The next morning, the intercom crackled again: 'Attention, ladies and gentlemen! Our ATM has been upgraded to count only winning lottery tickets.'