Edina Realty

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In Edina’s quiet streets, an old realtor named Mr. Jenkins had just hung up a new sign for a cozy bungalow. That night, as he closed up shop, his dog started barking uncontrollably at something invisible outside. The next morning, a regular stopped by and noticed that the house seemed to be moving ever so slightly—like it was breathing. Soon enough, word spread around town, and soon every delivery driver or curious neighbor would stop by to catch a glimpse of the ‘breathing’ house. Turned out, the owner was simply adjusting the thermostat while sipping tea inside, making the whole place look like it was alive. Mr. Jenkins chuckled when he heard the stories, knowing full well that sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.

2. In Edina's peaceful neighborhood, a young girl named Emma was walking her dog one evening when she stopped in surprise. The usually empty lot next to Edina Realty was now filled with boxes and strange signs, and a delivery driver was talking animatedly into his phone. Curious, Emma approached the man and asked what was going on. He looked up, grinned sheepishly and said, 'Just delivering some new signage for our office—looks like someone forgot to order them last year!' A neighbor passing by laughed and added, ‘That’s why they’re called “Edina Realty” not “Edina Dreams”!’

3. In Edina’s quaint downtown area, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one morning. As he unloaded boxes from his truck near Edina Realty, a strange humming sound filled the air—like someone tuning a violin but without any visible source. Curious, he looked around, but saw nothing out of place. Just then, an elderly gentleman passing by smiled and said, ‘That’s just old Mr. Jenkins’ violin practice inside his office. He does it every morning.’ The delivery driver shrugged and went on with his work, thinking that maybe some people really do keep their best tunes for themselves.

4. In Edina’s bustling commercial district, a frustrated salesman exclaimed, ‘I’ll sell you anything today—even that old desk over there!’ Just then, an impatient delivery driver yelled, 'I'll take it!' pointing at an ancient filing cabinet. The befuddled salesman shrugged and said, 'Sold!' Later that day, everyone in town was talking about how Edina Realty sold a desk to a trucker—and no one ever saw the filing cabinet again.