Associated Oral Surgeons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Associated Oral Surgeons one morning, puzzled by an unusual sight in his truck bed. Amongst the usual medical supplies lay a small wooden crate labeled ‘Free Teeth for Good Luck.’ Curious, he opened it and found dozens of perfectly clean teeth wrapped in tissue paper. Confused but intrigued, he drove around the block and left them anonymously on the doorsteps of several neighbors with notes reading: 'For good luck!' The next day, another crate appeared outside the office. And so began the town’s annual tradition—‘Associated Oral Surgeons’ Secret Tooth Delivery.’

2. A strange humming sound filled the parking lot of Associated Oral Surgeons late one afternoon. A passing neighbor noticed it first and wondered if someone had left their phone on vibrate inside. Curious, she walked closer and saw a delivery driver fiddling with his truck’s speakers. Turned out he was trying to impress a pretty nurse who just happened to be leaving the office. The humming stopped as soon as he adjusted the volume, and everyone laughed it off as an amusing misunderstanding.

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Associated Oral Surgeons with something unusual in hand. The driver knocked gently on the door and called out, ‘Anybody awake?’ A sleepy receptionist appeared, took one look at the package, and burst into laughter. Turned out it was just another day at Associated Oral Surgeons—except for the oversized box of dental floss.’

4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Associated Oral Surgeons with a box full of dental supplies. As he opened the door, he noticed something odd—a small, glowing light seemed to be following him around the parking lot. Curious, he followed the light to an old, abandoned shed behind the building. Inside, he found a tiny, friendly alien who needed braces. After some laughter and a quick adjustment, they became fast friends, exchanging stories over coffee in the mornings. The only downside? Now everyone thought the delivery guy was nuts for talking to himself in the parking lot.