Security Service Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A security guard at Security Service Federal Credit Union overheard a regular customer muttering under his breath one morning. ‘Why does it always take them so long?’ he asked, pointing towards the teller window. The guard smiled and replied, ‘Maybe they’re just counting your money twice.’ Later that day, a delivery driver approached the counter with an impatient expression on his face. ‘What’s taking so long?’ he growled. The same guard grinned and whispered back, ‘Probably checking if you’ve been honest about those packages.’

2. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, a delivery driver pulled up to Security Service Federal Credit Union. He noticed an old man, bundled in layers against the chilly autumn air, standing outside the entrance. The old man was just waiting for the doors to open so he could get his morning paper from the box inside. The delivery driver smiled and nodded, thinking it was a funny coincidence. As they shook hands goodbye, the old man said, ‘Thanks for your patience today, son.’ To which the driver replied, ‘No problem, sir—next time I’ll bring you some coffee!’

3. In the early morning hours, a security guard noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper, left near the entrance. Curious but cautious, he picked up his walkie-talkie and called for backup. Soon enough, everyone was gathered around the package—even the night janitor thought it looked like last week’s leftover lasagna from the cafeteria. Turned out, it was just an oversized box of donuts from the local bakery meant for the staff meeting.

4. In the middle of the night, a security guard heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all members, your PIN numbers are now backwards. Please adjust accordingly.’ The guard thought for a moment and then calmly announced back, 'And please remember, ladies and gentlemen, that your new PINs are case-sensitive!' A few minutes later, a delivery driver asked his neighbor, 'Did you change your PIN?' The neighbor replied, smiling, 'No, I just wrote mine down backwards.'