H-E-B Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an H-E-B delivery driver pulled up to the pharmacy drive-thru with a mysterious package. The pharmacist peered inside curiously but didn’t dare open it himself. Finally, he called out to a regular customer waiting in line and asked if they could take a peek. Turns out, it was just a bag of groceries from a neighbor who forgot to pick them up earlier that day. Everyone had a good laugh, and the pharmacist learned never to judge packages by their packaging again.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the H-E-B Pharmacy drive-thru, but something unusual caught his attention—a faint humming sound coming from inside the pharmacy. Curious, he leaned in closer and saw an old man, busy counting jars of aspirin, singing softly to himself. Turns out, it was just his evening karaoke session. The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and drove away, thinking, ‘Another day, another H-E-B mystery.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the H-E-B Pharmacy drive-thru, but when he turned on the radio, he heard a voice over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention all customers and staff—please be advised that our late-night special today is…’ ‘…it’s free cookies for everyone!’ The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was some prank. But then he saw an old lady smiling from behind the counter, holding out a paper bag filled with freshly baked treats. ‘Welcome to H-E-B Pharmacy,’ she said warmly, ‘where late-night medicine includes sugar-free cookies.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the H-E-B Pharmacy drive-thru, but the sign above him read: ‘Closed for Emergency Sleep Study.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Guess I'll just sleep here until they wake up.' A few hours later, a neighbor stopped by and asked if he needed help. With a yawn, the driver replied, 'No thanks, I'm good—just waiting for my prescription!'