Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at Fifth Third Bank when a delivery driver arrived with an unexpected package. The security guard noticed something peculiar about its wrapping. As he unwrapped it, everyone in the bank heard a faint humming noise. Turned out, inside was a live bee colony on their way to a new hive. A few minutes later, a beekeeper from next door showed up and took them away, apologizing for the inconvenience. Ever since then, whenever someone mentions Fifth Third Bank, people smile and say, ‘That’s where they moved the bees!’

2. A regular customer entered Fifth Third Bank one afternoon, only to discover that every ATM seemed to be playing the same old song on repeat. As he stood there, confused and amused, a delivery driver walked up and asked if everything was okay. Turns out, it wasn’t just the ATMs—every electronic device in the bank had joined in, creating a symphony of repetitive tunes. The customer ended up leaving with a smile, thinking it was either the best or worst customer service experience ever.

3. A neighbor walked into Fifth Third Bank early in the morning and exclaimed, 'I thought you were open twenty-four hours!' The teller smiled and replied, ‘We’re open until midnight, sir.’ The man looked puzzled for a moment, then laughed heartily. ‘Well, I guess I’ll just have to come back later!’ And with that, he left, leaving behind a trail of confusion—and perhaps a few questions about why anyone would need to visit a bank so early.

4. At Fifth Third Bank, late one night, a security guard heard an eerie humming coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached the door… As he peered inside, he saw nothing but shadows dancing on the walls. Suddenly, an old man in a fedora emerged from the darkness and said, 'Good evening, sonny. Just checking if everything's still ticking.' Turned out it was just the janitor, humming along to his favorite radio show.