1. A regular pulled up in his old truck one morning and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey Mavis, do you think my tires could be talking?’ The mechanic raised an eyebrow but checked them anyway. The mechanic gave him a sceptical look, but after a quick inspection, shrugged and said, ‘Why not? Let’s see what they’re saying.’ To everyone’s surprise, the tires started making strange noises like a bad radio reception. They all had a good laugh over it—especially when the truck owner declared proudly, ‘They always did that whenever I needed new ones!’