About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm autumn morning when the Citizens Bank teller noticed something odd. A regular customer, Mr. Jones, entered wearing a heavy overcoat and scarf despite the mild weather. As she looked closer, she saw that his breath was coming in little puffs—like he’d just run up from the basement! Turns out, Mr. Jones had been down there freezing while his air conditioner went berserk. The whole neighborhood joined in laughing when they heard the story, and now everyone knows not to judge someone’s wardrobe on a Citizens Bank autumn morning.
2. It was just another quiet afternoon at Citizens Bank when a delivery driver pulled up with a truckload of boxes. As he approached the counter, the bank manager noticed something peculiar: every time the driver mentioned ‘paperwork,’ he seemed to speak in a strange monotone voice, as if reading from a script. Finally, after an hour of this robotic monologue, the delivery driver finished his routine and left. The next day, everyone at Citizens Bank greeted him warmly—after all, who else could keep you entertained while waiting for your deposit slip?
3. It was a typical Monday morning at Citizens Bank when a familiar voice came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Johnson please report to the manager’s office? And bring your own pen.’ Mr. Johnson, an elderly gentleman known for his quirks, shuffled into the office with a pocket full of pens. The manager smiled, saying, 'We’ve had reports that you’re using our pens as if they were your own.' Mr. Johnson beamed proudly, replying, 'Well, I always do! They write better than mine!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another day at Citizens Bank.
4. It was a snowy winter morning when a curious customer walked into Citizens Bank wearing nothing but a Santa Claus hat and a big smile. As he approached the counter, everyone inside burst out laughing. The teller asked him what he wanted, and with a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Just checking if you accept holiday-themed deposits!' Turns out it was National Santa Claus Day, and ever since then, Citizens Bank has had a special greeting for their customers on December 25th.