About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citadel Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why they call it the Citadel?’ The guard thought for a moment and replied, 'I hear it's named after an old fortress that protected the city.' The delivery driver shook his head and grinned, 'No, man. They call it the Citadel because if you work here long enough, you’ll feel like you're under siege!'
2. In the early morning, a janitor arrived at Citadel Bank to start his shift. As he unlocked the door, he noticed something unusual on the reception desk—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and found no note or label. Wondering whose it could be, he decided not to touch it until security arrived. Just as security approached, a delivery driver arrived with another package for the same desk. Seeing both boxes, security asked if they matched. The janitor shrugged, ‘I’ve no idea,’ and together they opened them—only to discover that one contained old pens and pencils, while the other held an ancient thermos filled with coffee.’
3. In the middle of the night, a mysterious figure appeared on the bank’s surveillance camera. The voice over the intercom said simply: ‘Good evening, Citadel Bank. Your safe deposit boxes are now open for business.’ A few minutes later, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in, muttering something about his late-night route. The guard smiled and nodded, saying, 'Welcome to Citadel, sir—looks like you found us just in time!'
4. One foggy morning, an old man approached the Citadel Bank and asked the guard: ‘Do you mind if I sleep here for a while? The weather is too chilly outside.’ The guard smiled and nodded, motioning him towards the empty lobby. Hours later, just as the sun was peeking through the mist, the old man woke up with a startled yelp. He had fallen asleep next to a large safe, drooling on its shiny metal surface. Embarrassed but amused, he sheepishly explained that he thought it was a bench. The guard laughed heartily and offered him some breakfast from the vending machine.