Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as employees were settling in for their day, an announcement crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our new ATM dispenses not only cash but also free samples of Bank of America’s latest branded coffee.’ Soon, customers flocked from near and far just for a cup o’ Joe and some extra spending money. A regular complained, ‘Why can’t I get this deal at Starbucks?’ The bank manager replied, ‘Because, sir, we’re here to serve you—not compete with them!’ And everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who thought he’d found the perfect place to park while waiting for his lunch break.

2. One afternoon, a little girl walked into her dad’s Bank of America branch and asked, ‘Daddy, why does that ATM keep winking at me?’ Her dad looked down at his phone and said, ‘Honey, it’s not winking; it’s just trying to tell you there’s no money left.’ She nodded wisely and replied, ‘Oh, okay Daddy,’ then turned back to the ATM with a newfound respect for its silent language.'

3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the Bank of America branch on Main Street. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd—a small wooden box wrapped in brown paper, sitting right next to the loading dock. Curious, the delivery driver picked it up and opened the box. Inside was a note that read: 'Dear Bank of America, please accept our humble donation.' And nestled among some old newspapers were twenty dollars and a bag of apples. The driver smiled, thinking maybe someone had a sense of humor, and left the box untouched. Later that evening, a neighbor passing by chuckled, saying, ‘Looks like someone’s trying to balance their account with nature.’

4. At dawn, a jogger passed by the Bank of America, waving cheerfully at no one in particular. Suddenly, from around the corner came a delivery driver, honking his horn and yelling, ‘Open up, it's almost lunchtime!’ The jogger froze for a moment, then turned back with a smile and waved again—this time at someone who actually saw him.