About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when State Farm's office usually hummed with quiet efficiency, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. The mail truck's headlights reflected off a mysterious sign taped to the front door. Curious, he approached and read: 'Happy Hour starts at 8am!' Turns out, someone had mistakenly posted the bar’s sign instead of their own. The rest of the day was filled with laughter as everyone tried to explain how that happened.
2. In the early morning, before anyone else stirred, a voice crackled over State Farm’s intercom: ‘Attention, employees. Your lucky day—penguins are on sale today!’ A puzzled employee asked, 'Penguins? Really?' And just then, a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘Live Penguins.’ The manager sighed and said, ‘Great, now we have to figure out what to do with them!’
3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm’s loading dock. ‘Insurance doesn’t cover that,’ he muttered, pointing to something odd protruding from the truck. ‘What is it?’ asked an amused security guard. The driver shrugged, ‘Just some old teddy bear my kid forgot.’ They both laughed as the bear waddled off into the night.
4. At closing time, when State Farm’s doors were locked tight and only security lights illuminated the parking lot, a familiar voice called out from an empty desk: ‘I’m not leaving until you explain why my rates went up!’ The voice grew louder and more insistent, echoing through the empty office. Finally, an old janitor appeared from behind a filing cabinet, scratching his head. 'Son,' he said with a twinkle in his eye, 'your rates didn't go up—you just parked in a no-parking zone again.'