First National Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to First National Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you know why they call it a drive-through?’ The guard thought for a moment and replied, 'I hear it's because you can drive right through without getting out!' The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Actually, I heard it's because there's always someone standing behind you.'

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into First National Bank and approached the counter with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. ‘I’d like to deposit this,’ he said, smiling mysteriously. The teller took one look at it and burst out laughing. The teller opened it carefully and found nothing but a pile of old newspapers. 'What's so funny?' asked the gentleman. 'Oh, just your habit of recycling,' replied the teller, grinning. The old man nodded knowingly, winked at her, and left, humming a cheerful tune.

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to First National Bank with a large crate marked ‘Top Secret’. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention, please! Due to unforeseen circumstances, our vault will be closed for the next 24 hours.’ Later that evening, a regular customer noticed an old safe deposit box had been left open. Inside was a stack of ancient newspapers and a note reading: 'Sorry for any inconvenience! Our techs found an antique time capsule instead.' The next day, everyone in town gathered to watch as the bank manager ceremoniously returned the boxes—complete with free cookies.

4. One rainy night, a customer rushed into First National Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you really keep gold bars here?’ The teller nodded confidently, but no one dared check. ‘Of course!’ replied the teller, not missing a beat. Later that night, when an anonymous neighbor knocked on the door asking if they could borrow some gold for their garden fence, everyone laughed it off as just another urban legend.