Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change one morning, frowning as he eyed the tire rack. Suddenly, an old tire spoke up from its spot on the shelf. ‘What are you doing here?’ asked the perplexed driver. The tire shrugged and replied, ‘I’ve been waiting for someone who appreciates my worth.’ Just then, a little girl walked in with her bicycle, picked up the tire, and said, ‘Uncle Bob, I need a new tire for my bike!’ And they all lived happily ever after.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change, puzzled by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the shop. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a friendly old mechanic whistling while adjusting tires. ‘Just my new electric drill,’ chuckled the mechanic, noticing the delivery driver’s surprise. The driver relaxed with a laugh, realizing it was just another late-night routine at Express Oil Change.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change, perplexed by the sign above the door that read ‘Tires Engineered for Speed’. Inside, he found only an old mechanic slaving over a pile of tires. The man looked up and asked, 'Need your tires engineered for speed?' The delivery driver replied, 'No, I just need my tires changed.' The mechanic shrugged and said, 'Well, that's what we're here for—engineering tires!' They both laughed, and soon enough, the driver left with his tires perfectly inflated.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change, confused by an eerie humming sound coming from inside. As he approached the door, the humming grew louder and more ominous—like a thousand tires whispering secrets. Inside, he found an old mechanic, polishing a tire with a smile so wide it looked like he was talking to someone only he could see. ‘Just checking your alignment,’ he said, wiping grease on his sleeve. The delivery driver left, never telling anyone what he’d heard or seen that night.’