Derby Insurance Solutions

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Derby Insurance Solutions, he noticed an odd message scrawled on the door: ‘Insurance policies now available in Russian and Klingon.’ Curious, he entered only to hear over the intercom, ‘Welcome to our new multilingual service—now speaking every language except Spanish!’ As he walked inside, a friendly voice from behind said, 'Excuse me, do you speak Klingon?' Turned out it was just a regular guy who worked there, trying to make small talk. The delivery driver shook his head, causing everyone else in the office to burst into laughter. The day ended with everyone bonding over their shared love of languages—and maybe a little bit of confusion.

2. A young child, walking home from school, stopped in front of Derby Insurance Solutions and pointed excitedly. ‘Mom!’ she exclaimed, ‘Look how that sign moves even when no one is touching it!’ Her mom smiled and shook her head. ‘Honey,’ she said gently, ‘that’s just the wind playing tricks again.’ They walked on, but as they turned the corner, the little girl looked back with a twinkle in her eye and whispered to herself, ‘Next time I’ll bring Dad—maybe he’ll believe me!’

3. In the dead of winter, when snow blanketed everything in sight, a delivery driver pulled up to Derby Insurance Solutions. As he stepped out of his truck, he saw something peculiar: a life-sized cardboard cutout of an umbrella dancing in the wind. Curious, the driver approached it, and just as he did, the umbrella cutout twirled around and landed on its face with a thud. A neighbor, watching from inside, burst into laughter and yelled through the window, ‘Hey, that’s our new mascot for Derby Insurance! It dances when business is slow.’

4. In the middle of summer, when everyone was enjoying ice cream on the street, a delivery driver pulled up to Derby Insurance Solutions with a puzzled look on his face. As he approached the door, an elderly gentleman emerged from inside, wiping chocolate off his shirt. ‘Oh dear,’ he said, smiling sheepishly. 'I must’ve fallen asleep after my afternoon treat.’ The delivery driver exchanged knowing glances with a nearby neighbor before laughing it off. It seemed that Derby Insurance Solutions had another sweet story to tell.