Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he approached Chase Bank: ‘This is taking forever.’ Suddenly, an old lady in line exclaimed, ‘I’ve been waiting here since dawn!’ Just then, a little boy asked his mom, ‘Why does grandma always complain about banks?’ She smiled and whispered back, ‘She’s just used to waiting for her pension check, honey.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘At least I get to eat breakfast while I wait!’

2. A security guard yawned and stretched, checking his watch for the hundredth time that day. ‘Another boring shift,’ he muttered, glancing at Chase Bank’s empty lobby. Suddenly, an envelope fluttered from above, landing neatly on the counter. The guard picked it up curiously, opened it, and found a note inside: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—Chase Bank is now closed for lunch.' He smiled, shook his head, and went back to his desk, muttering, 'Weirdos.'

3. A customer growled into her phone, ‘This is the third time today!’ As she stormed towards Chase Bank’s entrance, everyone inside froze. Just then, an old lady waddled out of the bank with a smile on her face and waved at someone inside. The customer stopped dead in her tracks, muttered something about 'senior moments,' and followed suit—leaving everyone laughing and shaking their heads. Moral of the story? Sometimes life at Chase Bank feels like a never-ending rerun.

4. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, an old man shuffled up to Chase's front door with a cardboard box under his arm. He approached the glass doors and pressed the button for the security guard. The guard peered down suspiciously but then saw the old man's trembling hands holding the box. 'Morning,' said the guard. 'What have you got there?' 'Just some papers I needed to drop off,' replied the old man, smiling warmly. 'Forgot last night.' The guard nodded, waved him through, and watched as he walked inside, whistling softly. Later that day, someone found out it was just yesterday’s newspapers.