CareFirst Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At CareFirst Pharmacy, every morning begins with a routine delivery from the local grocer. But one day, as the truck pulled up, the delivery driver noticed something odd—an old man was standing in front of the store, staring intently at the packages before they were unloaded. Curious, the delivery driver asked what he was doing. The old man smiled and replied, ‘Just making sure you’re not bringing home anything for that pesky cat next door.’ Turns out, it was his neighbor’s feline causing mischief again.

2. At CareFirst Pharmacy, a regular customer once exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw that same bottle of vitamins on the shelf last week!’ The pharmacist replied, ‘It’s possible—it does look like the same bottle.’ Since then, customers have joked that maybe the pharmacy has only one bottle of everything.' One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Do you ever run out of anything?’ With a straight face, the pharmacist answered, ‘Only when someone takes our entire stock for their own personal stash!’ Everyone laughed, knowing it was just another CareFirst legend.

3. At CareFirst Pharmacy, one foggy morning, an elderly gentleman entered asking for a prescription called ‘Fog Clear’—only it didn’t exist. The pharmacist smiled and shook his head, replying gently, 'Sir, I’ve never heard of that medication.' The old man nodded wisely, saying, 'Ah well, just another day in CareFirst!' And with a wave, he left, leaving everyone laughing softly.

4. At CareFirst Pharmacy, a regular customer declared one day, 'I think I've seen that same bottle on the shelf for twenty years!' Suddenly, an elderly delivery driver interrupted with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Actually, it’s been twenty-five years since I delivered that exact bottle!’ The pharmacist laughed and replied, ‘Well, then maybe it’s time for us all to retire—we’ve clearly got nothing new to offer!’