BA Family Drug

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another day in the small town when a delivery driver pulled up to BA Family Drug with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist's eyes widened—he had never seen that label before. Curious, the pharmacist opened it carefully and found inside an old photo of the town from the 1950s, along with a note reading: ‘Thanks for always being there.’ Turned out, it was a prank from a neighbor who wanted to remind everyone how much they appreciated their local drugstore.

2. A little boy walked into BA Family Drug one morning, clearly distressed. His mother tried calming him down, but nothing worked until she saw what had caught his attention—a strange new label on one of the shelves. Curious, she peered closer and read aloud: ‘Liquid Joy—guaranteed to make you dance like a clown!’ The boy’s eyes lit up, and he grinned mischievously. She laughed, shook her head, and said, ‘Alright, son, let’s get some real medicine.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up to BA Family Drug one afternoon with a mysterious package marked ‘Do Not Open.’ As he placed it on the counter, an old lady browsing nearby stopped dead in her tracks and whispered, ‘I thought that box disappeared years ago…’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow but didn’t ask any questions. Later that evening, while counting prescriptions, she noticed a small label inside reading: “Happy Anniversary, Honey.” The neighbors laughed when they heard about it—they always said those two had been together longer than most packages stayed sealed.

4. It was an ordinary Monday morning at BA Family Drug when the pharmacist noticed something odd on the store’s intercom. ‘Attention all customers,’ it began, ‘we apologize for any inconvenience, but our new automated voiceover system has decided to adopt a southern drawl.’ Over the next few hours, every announcement—from ‘Your prescription is ready’ to ‘Our closing time is 9 pm’—came out sounding like a country song. The regulars started laughing and even the delivery driver chimed in with his own southern accent. By lunchtime, word had spread around town, and neighbors dropped by just to hear the funny announcements. It became such a hit that the owner decided to keep the system—and now, whenever someone mentions BA Family Drug, they remember not just the pharmacy, but also its charmingly Southern voice.