TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a little girl walked past TD Bank with her mother, she stopped mid-step and pointed excitedly. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘look at that strange shadow on the wall!’ Her mother glanced up but saw nothing unusual—until she noticed a few other customers doing the same thing. Soon, everyone in the branch was staring at the wall, trying to catch a glimpse of what wasn’t there. A delivery driver leaned over and asked, 'Is it some new security feature?' Finally, an old gentleman cleared his throat and said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, I believe our little friend here is seeing her reflection.' The crowd burst into laughter, realizing they’d been fooled by a simple optical illusion. From then on, whenever someone mentioned TD Bank, people smiled and remembered the day when a child taught them to look twice—and sometimes not see anything at all.

2. In the early afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading packages near TD Bank, he heard an unusual announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, please! Your lucky day has arrived—we’re giving away free donuts to everyone inside!’ The delivery driver, thinking it was too good to be true, rushed inside only to find that the donut giveaway was actually for customers in the branch across the street. Embarrassed but smiling, he went back outside and shared his story with a nearby neighbor who laughed heartily and said, 'Welcome to banking!'

3. In the late evening, when TD Bank’s lights were already dimmed, a security guard heard an odd voice over the intercom. ‘Would you mind checking on our friendly neighborhood squirrel? He seems stuck in one of those recycling bins again.’ The guard chuckled and said into the intercom, "I'll be right there, little furry friend!" Moments later, he emerged from the back with a large cardboard box and some peanuts. The squirrel scampered out, tail wagging, while the guard smiled at a delivery driver who had witnessed it all. 'Guess he's got a thing for TD Bank,' the driver joked. 'Or maybe just free snacks,' someone else laughed.

4. In the middle of the night, an alarm on the TD Bank's security system started playing the same old folk song over and over again. It turned out that a delivery driver had left his headphones plugged into the security console, thinking it was his own phone. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood woke up to the sound of ‘Kumbaya’ played on repeat.