TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of an autumn dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to TD Bank. As he unlocked the door, a soft humming began, growing louder with each step inside. Suddenly, from behind the counter emerged a sleepy-looking teller, asking, ‘Did you forget to press the silent alarm again?’ The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and replied, ‘No, I just wanted to make sure everything was open for business.’

2. In the dim light of a winter afternoon, a TD Bank teller noticed something peculiar in one of the empty cash drawers. A small envelope, sealed with no markings or stamps, lay nestled among the pens and receipts. The teller picked it up curiously, opened it, and found only a single folded piece of paper inside—written on it was simply, ‘Happy New Year!’ Below that were some doodles of smiling faces and a tiny heart drawn in pencil. Turns out, someone had accidentally left their Valentine’s card there during the holiday rush.

3. On a quiet Thursday evening, a neighbor was walking his dog around the block when he heard strange noises coming from inside the bank. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an old cashier humming softly to himself while counting coins. Turns out, the noise was just an ancient coin-counter machine that had been left on overnight. The neighbor laughed it off as just another quirky TD Bank story—until he found out they were hiring part-time tellers next week.

4. At dusk one evening, a TD Bank security guard heard a soft, rhythmic tapping coming from inside the vault. Curious but cautious, he approached the door and peered through the glass. The source of the sound turned out to be nothing more than an impish squirrel, industriously hammering away at its reflection in the metal.} Smiling, the guard gently closed the vault door, leaving the squirrel to his artistic endeavors. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned TD Bank’s unique security feature, they’d add, ‘And don’t forget our resident artist!’