TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while customers were sipping their coffee, an announcement came over the loudspeaker: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, TD Bank apologizes for any inconvenience… our ATM is now accepting deposits!’ After a moment of stunned silence, everyone burst into laughter—especially when a delivery driver asked if he could deposit his lunch order! The manager quickly corrected the mistake with another announcement: ‘TD Bank regrets the confusion… but don’t worry, you can still withdraw money!’

2. A neighborhood regular was making his usual deposit one afternoon when he noticed something odd: the teller kept glancing at his watch and whispering into her microphone. Curious, he asked if everything was okay. ‘Everything’s fine,’ she whispered back, then suddenly froze mid-sentence as another customer approached. Finally, the second customer left, and the teller quickly typed something on her keyboard. Turning back, she smiled sheepishly and said, 'Sorry for that, sir. We just got a message that our coffee machine is broken.' The regular laughed and replied, 'No worries, I’ll bring my own next time!'

3. One day, as a delivery driver pulled up to TD Bank’s drive-through window, he asked the teller, ‘Do you accept cash deliveries in unmarked bills?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'We only handle marked bills here.' The delivery driver nodded knowingly, winked, and drove off with a mysterious smile on his face. Ever since then, locals joke that TD Bank must have some secret stash of unmarked bills for their favorite customers.

4. One morning, a little girl walked into her dad's TD Bank branch with her piggybank in hand. As she approached the counter, the teller asked, 'What can I help you with today?' The girl looked up and replied, 'I want to open a savings account—just like Daddy!' The teller smiled warmly and said, ‘Of course we can help you, sweetie!’ She took the piggybank, counted the coins inside, and opened an account for the little girl right then. Years later, that same girl became a regular customer at TD Bank, always bringing her kids in to show them how important it is to save money—just like Mom and Dad taught her.