TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular walked into TD Bank and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys ever run out of money?’ The teller smiled and said no, but something strange started happening that day. The teller laughed it off, saying they always had plenty for everyone. But as the day went on, every customer who came in seemed to withdraw exactly what they needed—no more, no less. By afternoon, the bank was empty except for one dollar bill stuck between two counters. A delivery driver joked, ‘Guess TD Bank finally ran out of money!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another quirky tale from their friendly neighborhood bank.

2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the TD Bank drive-through. As he approached the window, he noticed something odd in the tray of his car—a small envelope with no return address. He opened it curiously and found inside a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience, our ATM is on vacation.’ The delivery driver laughed out loud, shook his head, and drove off, muttering that some people never grow up.

3. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the TD Bank’s drive-thru window. After handing over his deposit slip, he paused and said, 'Excuse me, young man—do you know how much money I should expect in my account after making this deposit?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, that depends on our exchange rate today.’ The old man nodded wisely and drove off, muttering something about ‘younger generation these days’ as a delivery driver behind him shook his head with a smile.

4. One day, a customer entered TD Bank and asked the teller, 'Can I deposit my unicorn check?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘We don’t accept magical checks here.’ The customer nodded and said, ‘No worries, I’ll just pay cash next time!’ And so, TD Bank learned that some deposits come with a little fantasy, but they prefer their money grounded in reality.