TD Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an automated voice announced over TD Bank’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your ATM has just been promoted to Manager.’ Customers looked at each other with confusion until a regular piped up, ‘Well, that explains why my withdrawal got declined!’ The ATM-manager promptly replied through the intercom: ‘Welcome back, Mr. Jones. Your balance is now $100 million—you’ve earned it today.’ Everyone laughed, then quietly withdrew their money while whispering, ‘I’ll be right back…’

2. In the early afternoon, when the sun streamed through TD Bank’s glass doors, a regular noticed something odd. The teller machines started playing soft jazz every time someone withdrew money. Curious, the regular told his neighbor, who happened to be a delivery driver. Together they observed that the music only played for exact amounts—$20, $50, or $100. One day, an excited customer came running in shouting, ‘It played Beethoven for my hundred-dollar withdrawal!’ Turns out, TD Bank had accidentally programmed their ATM to reward perfect customers with classical tunes.

3. In the late evening, when most banks had closed, a delivery driver pulled up to TD Bank's drive-thru. The teller screen lit up with a message: 'Welcome to TD Bank. How may I help your package?' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Actually, it’s not a package—it’s my lunch.’ A brief pause followed, then the teller laughed heartily and said, ‘No worries, sir! Welcome to TD Bank—enjoy your meal!’

4. In the middle of a quiet weekday morning, a customer approached the teller counter and asked, ‘Excuse me, is it normal for your ATM to sing “Happy Birthday” every time I withdraw money?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Oh yes, our TD Bank ATMs are programmed that way on birthdays. It’s our little surprise for customers.' The regular nodded knowingly, thinking it was just another quirky thing about his favorite bank, until he noticed everyone else in line smiling too—even the delivery driver and his neighbor were humming along.