About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably warm autumn afternoon when Eastern Bank’s teller window suddenly started whispering. At first, only the night security guard noticed—a soft, low hum that grew louder as dusk approached. Soon enough, the entire neighborhood gathered around the bank's entrance, trying to catch a word of the mysterious whispers. Turned out it was just an old air conditioning unit playing tricks on everyone. The next day, a regular came in and asked the teller, ‘Did you hear those whispers too?’ To which she replied with a smile, ‘Only the wind blowing through our new ceiling fans, sir.’
2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Eastern Bank's loading dock, he noticed something odd—a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old security guard dancing to some unknown tune, his face lit up by the glow of ancient computer screens. Startled by the noise, the guard turned around, smiled warmly, and said, 'Ah, good evening! Just testing our new security software—keeps us young, you know.' The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, 'Next time I'll deliver to a place where they don't hire dancers for night shifts.'
3. On a chilly winter morning, as Eastern Bank employees were settling in for their shift, the thermometer outside inexplicably read seventy degrees. As everyone rushed out to check the impossibly warm weather, the bank’s manager calmly announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, it seems our thermostat has taken an early retirement. Please carry on with your day.’ The employees returned to work, muttering about strange occurrences, while a delivery driver outside exclaimed, ‘Man, I thought I left my heater running!’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Eastern Bank's loading dock, he noticed something peculiar—a small dog frantically barking and circling around the dumpster. Curious, the driver approached the dog, who suddenly stopped barking and looked up with big, wet eyes. Turned out, it was just trying to herd some wayward pigeons into the dumpster. With a laugh, the delivery guy gave the little fellow a pat on the head and went inside, leaving the dog to its funny business—probably thinking he’d found his new mascot.