Coop Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in Coop Pharmacy’s stockroom—a bottle of ‘Elixir of Youth’ labeled with an old-timey font. Curious, he took it back to the counter where the pharmacist shrugged and said it had been there for months. Since then, customers claim they’ve seen elderly neighbors suddenly sprouting silver hair or teenagers sporting newfound wisdom. Word soon spread around town that if you bought three bottles, your next birthday would arrive early—two years earlier than expected! One day, an excited aunty rushed into the shop, triumphantly showing off her newly purchased elixir. The pharmacist smiled knowingly and asked, 'Didn’t you forget to read the small print?' Turns out, the label also said, "For external use only."

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Coop Pharmacy and heard an odd humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a shadowy figure behind the counter—picking up bottles and whispering strange names. The delivery driver called out, ‘Hey, are you okay in there?’ The figure turned around with a mischievous smile, revealing a bottle of aspirin in its hand. ‘Just getting some headache medicine for a regular,’ it whispered. The next morning, everyone laughed when they found out the store was closed for renovations.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Coop Pharmacy and heard an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers—your prescriptions are now available in reverse order from when you ordered them.’ The delivery driver shrugged it off as a prank, but when he opened the door, he found that indeed, the first prescription was for someone who had ordered last, and so on. A regular customer, standing nearby with a smile, whispered, 'Welcome to Coop Pharmacy—where your meds arrive in reverse order!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another friendly neighborhood joke.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Coop Pharmacy and saw a small dog darting around the parking lot, barking at something invisible. As he leaned out of his truck, the dog suddenly froze, staring intently into an empty corner of the lot. The driver squinted, trying to see what had caught its attention—only to realize it was just an old cardboard box from last week’s deliveries. With a laugh, he shook his head and said, ‘Another late-night adventure for our little friend here.’