About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and asked the guard, ‘Why does your security camera always follow me around?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'Because you're our only customer who actually pays attention when you come in!' The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Guess I’ll have to start robbing somewhere else then.'
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Citizens Bank and approached the teller counter with a peculiar request. Over the intercom, he announced in a clear voice: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to deposit my newfound ability to levitate.’ The teller looked puzzled but smiled politely. She asked him if he wanted to open a special account for his unique talent. He replied, 'No, just deposit it.' A few minutes later, he left the bank floating above everyone's heads, waving goodbye. Since then, locals say that on windy days, you can still see someone dancing gracefully over the riverbank.
3. One afternoon, as customers were lining up outside Citizens Bank, a familiar voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Smith please come to the front desk? We have your entire life savings here.’ Mr. Smith, an elderly gentleman who rarely left his house, shuffled towards the counter with a puzzled expression. The teller smiled warmly and said, 'It seems you forgot to cash in some old lottery tickets.' Turns out, it was just another bank prank—this time on Mr. Smith himself. Everyone had a good laugh, including Mr. Smith, who proudly showed off his newfound winnings: five dollars.
4. One night, after hours, a lone figure entered Citizens Bank through an unlocked door. The security lights flickered ominously, but no alarms sounded. On the intercom, a recorded message played in a deep, eerie tone: ‘Please note that all accounts are now frozen indefinitely.’ The figure approached the counter and asked for a withdrawal slip. A cashier appeared from behind the curtain, rubbing sleepy eyes. 'What can I help you with?' she yawned. With a twinkle in his eye, the visitor replied, 'Just some routine maintenance.'