About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and noticed something odd. The air was filled with an unmistakable scent of freshly baked cookies, wafting from inside the quiet building. As he peered through the window, he saw a familiar sight—a neighbor helping himself to a cookie while chatting amiably with the bank’s security guard. Turns out, it wasn’t just any ordinary day after all.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of old safes vibrating gently as if dancing to some unheard melody. As he watched, a nearby safe door slowly opened, revealing a sleepy security guard who yawned and stretched, noticing nothing amiss. The delivery driver quietly chuckled, realizing it was just another night in the life of Citizens Bank—where even safes seemed to take naps on duty.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and noticed an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you are here for early retirement, please proceed directly to teller number three.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought it was some prank until he saw a regular customer wave from behind the glass. Smiling, he walked up to Teller Number Three and asked, 'So, how much do I need to retire early?' The teller replied, 'Just deposit your usual amount.'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank and noticed a strange package in the back of the security guard’s patrol car. The delivery driver peeked inside curiously. It was just an old teddy bear wearing a suit and holding a tiny envelope. The next morning, everyone in town knew about it—except for the security guard who claimed he never saw anything unusual.