About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning at Citizens Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Top Secret’. The teller who opened it started laughing so hard that she almost forgot to ask for identification. Inside the box was a brand-new coffee machine with a note: 'For your morning routine.' It turned out that a neighboring business had mistakenly ordered it and thought it would be fun to surprise everyone. From then on, Citizens Bank became known as the friendliest bank in town.
2. It was an unseasonably warm autumn afternoon when a delivery driver arrived at Citizens Bank with a peculiar package. As he approached the counter, the teller’s eyes widened: the box appeared to be humming softly. The teller leaned in closer, and suddenly the box chirped louder, as if it were trying to sing along. The delivery driver scratched his head, smiled sheepishly, and explained, 'Oh, that? It's just my new alarm clock.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been a simple case of mistaken identity.
3. It was a typical Thursday afternoon when a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank. As he walked into the lobby, something unusual caught his eye—a small, dusty box had been left on the counter. The delivery driver picked it up curiously and opened the lid—inside was an old, crumpled note that read: ‘Free money for good deeds.’ Below lay a single dollar bill. Smiling, he decided to leave it there as a surprise for someone else. That night, a neighbor found it and thought it was a joke from their friendly delivery guy. They posted a photo online with the caption: “#BankingOnKindness.” The internet loved it.
4. It was a usual Monday morning at Citizens Bank when a delivery driver approached the front door with a large box under his arm. The security guard waved him in without hesitation, but as he walked through the lobby, everyone’s eyes followed him curiously—because the box had a sign taped on it that read: ‘Warning: Do Not Open Until Your Wife Asks For Money’. As the day went on, more and more people came up to the delivery guy asking for money, thinking their wives might be next. By lunchtime, the whole bank was laughing, and the manager even joked that they should start charging interest on these ‘loans.’ In the end, no one opened the box—and nobody ever did.