Capital One

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital One with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a soft humming started echoing through the empty lobby. Curious, he opened it to find a small note reading: ‘Your monthly interest is due tonight.’ Inside was a bag of freshly baked cookies from the bank’s cafeteria. The delivery driver smiled, thinking it must be a prank from a friendly neighbor.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital One with an unusual package. ‘What’s in there?’ asked a curious neighbor who had just parked nearby. ‘Just some top-secret documents,’ said the delivery guy with a wink. The neighbor leaned closer, but before he could ask more, the driver whispered, ‘Trust me, you don’t want to know.’ They both laughed, and the driver drove off into the night, leaving the neighbor standing there, still puzzled.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital One with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd on the parking lot—a small, glowing orb that seemed out of place. Curious, he picked it up and heard a faint voice saying, ‘Can you help me?’ Inside was a tiny robot banker asking for directions home. The delivery guy laughed and drove him back safely. From then on, whenever anyone asked why Capital One’s service was so friendly, they’d say, ‘Oh, that’s because their robot knows the way!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Capital One with an unusual package. The security guard approached curiously and noticed a note taped to it: ‘Open only if account balance is zero.’ The guard carefully opened the package, only to find inside a small bottle of whiskey and a handwritten note: 'For when your balance hits zero, enjoy responsibly!' Turns out, someone in the neighborhood had been making occasional deposits into anonymous accounts as a friendly gesture.