Best Choice Insurance Agency

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Best Choice Insurance Agency and asked, 'Do you sell policies for things that haven't happened yet?' The agent smiled and replied, "We don't insure what hasn't happened yet, sir." The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'I see. Well, I guess I'll just have to be extra careful then!' And with a twinkle in his eye, he left the agency.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Best Choice Insurance Agency with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. No one had seen anything like it before. As he approached the door, a friendly neighbor poked his head out and asked curiously, 'Hey, what’s in that top-secret package?' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, 'I have no idea, but they said it was urgent!' They both laughed, and the neighbor joked, 'Maybe it's just another policy document.'

3. One autumn afternoon, while a regular was browsing through policy options, he suddenly noticed a strange humming sound coming from one of the cubicles. Curious, he approached closer, only to see an old typewriter starting to tap out random sentences on its own. The man watched in amazement as the typewriter spat out, ‘I’m not sure I can cover that!’ Turning around, he found his colleague, a delivery driver, grinning sheepishly and tapping another key: ‘Sorry, just testing our new quote generator.’

4. In the quiet corner of Best Choice Insurance Agency, a delivery driver left his lunch bag on the counter. When he returned for it later that day, everyone in the office burst out laughing—inside was a life-sized cardboard cutout of their new sales manager, complete with a sign reading ‘Ask Me About Policies!’ The poor guy had no idea why they were laughing until he saw the sign himself. Turns out, the sales manager had been trying to fit into his new role and blend in with the decor—a bit too literally! Since then, whenever anyone orders food, they always double-check if there’s an extra large cardboard person included.