U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed something odd: the lights inside seemed brighter than usual. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a security guard frantically waving money around like a madman. Turns out, his flashlight had been reflecting off some newly installed goldfish in the lobby aquarium. The delivery driver left smiling, thinking it was quite a colorful way to do business.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. ‘This is no ordinary deposit,’ he muttered under his breath as he walked inside. Inside, the security guard eyed him suspiciously. ‘What’s in that box?’ he asked. The driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Just my new guitar collection.’ They both laughed, and the delivery guy left with a free coffee for his trouble.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a small dog ran out from behind the building and started sniffing curiously around the boxes. The little dog began nosing through the packages until it found one wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he carried it into the bank and hid under a desk. The next morning, everyone was surprised when the bank manager discovered not only the missing package but also a very sleepy canine customer. A regular just shook his head and said, 'Another day at U.S. Bank.'

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, a strange humming sound filled the air—like a thousand bees trapped inside a jar. The security guard scratched his head and shrugged, thinking it must be some new equipment. Finally, the delivery guy opened the box—and out popped a tiny golden retriever wagging its tail. ‘What the…?’ said the guard. Turned out, someone had accidentally shipped their dog instead of documents. Everyone laughed, including the neighbor who’d mistakenly ordered a puppy online.’