U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside U.S. Bank, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but shadows dancing across the walls. Suddenly, a voice whispered, ‘Hey, stranger—can you believe they closed early on Friday nights?’ The delivery guy jumped back, only to see an old janitor waving from behind the counter. ‘Just me,’ chuckled the man. The driver relaxed, realizing it was just another late-night prank by a friendly neighborhood worker.

2. One morning, a neighbor passing by U.S. Bank noticed something odd: the security guard was talking animatedly into thin air. Curious, she approached and overheard him saying, ‘Sir, your account balance is perfect today—no fees, no overdrafts!’ Turning around, the guard sheepishly smiled, realizing he’d been addressing an empty chair left by a regular customer. The neighbor laughed and said, “Thanks for the good news!”

3. At closing time, a small dog darted into the U.S. Bank lobby, its tail wagging furiously. The tellers exchanged puzzled glances until one noticed the tiny note attached to its collar: ‘Please deposit me.’ One of the tellers picked up the note and smiled. She walked over to the cashier’s drawer, pulled out some coins, and deposited them with a flourish. The little dog looked around, clearly pleased, then trotted out through the revolving door. A few minutes later, an embarrassed-looking delivery driver approached the counter, muttering something about his dog getting into things again.

4. At lunchtime, an old lady entered the U.S. Bank and asked the teller for help with her deposit. After a moment, she looked around suspiciously and whispered: 'Excuse me, but did you just hear that? I thought I heard someone say “your account is overdrawn” three times.' The teller smiled gently and replied, ‘No ma’am, nobody said anything like that.’ Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—cleared his throat loudly and muttered under his breath, ‘Overdrawn my ass!’ The old lady burst out laughing, realizing it was all in good fun.