U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an employee at U.S. Bank noticed something peculiar on the intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits.’ Curious, the employee repeated it over the intercom: 'This is not a joke—our ATM is now taking deposits!' Soon, people flocked from all around: a delivery driver dropped off his entire week’s tips, a neighbor contributed her loose change jar, and even a regular left his lucky twenty-dollar bill. By lunchtime, the ATM was overflowing with cash, and everyone in the neighborhood knew that U.S. Bank had suddenly become the luckiest place for unexpected windfalls.

2. One day, while making deposits at U.S. Bank, a delivery driver asked the teller, 'Excuse me, do you accept coins from outer space?' The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, if they’re genuine alien coins, I guess we’d better check with our branch manager!’ The delivery driver nodded seriously, pulled out an old coin pouch, and said, ‘I’ve got exactly 47 of them.’ Everyone in line burst into laughter, including the teller who remarked, ‘You might as well pay your parking ticket with those!’

3. One afternoon, a neighbor was withdrawing cash when he overheard a strange conversation between two bank employees. Suddenly, one employee whispered to another, ‘Did you see that new ATM? It’s so slow, it makes me wonder if it’s from the same century as us!’ The neighbor burst out laughing and thought, ‘At least my money is safe here.’

4. One evening, a regular approached the counter and asked the teller, 'Do you guys ever run out of money?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Not usually, but sometimes our vault runs dry like everyone else’s.’ The regular laughed heartily, realizing it was just another day in banking. As he turned to leave, he muttered under his breath, ‘Guess I’ll have to come back tomorrow for my cash withdrawal!’