U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning at U.S. Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, the security guard noticed something peculiar: the box seemed to be humming. The security guard leaned closer and whispered, ‘Is that Mozart I hear?’ The delivery driver shrugged, ‘Probably just my old speakers.’ They both laughed as they opened the box—inside was a free coffee mug with the words “Thank you for banking with us.” Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, every time someone mentioned the humming, everyone knew it meant free coffee.

2. At U.S. Bank, a sign appeared one day: ‘All transactions today are final.’ A regular approached the counter and asked, ‘What does that mean?’ The teller replied with a smile, ‘It means you can’t change your mind after closing hours!’ A delivery driver arrived later that afternoon, frowning as he approached the counter. 'I made a mistake,' he said, 'can I redo my deposit?' The teller smiled sweetly. ‘No sir,’ she answered, ‘all transactions today are final!’ He paused for a moment, then grinned broadly. ‘Well, thank goodness for that!’

3. A regular customer approached the teller one afternoon and asked, 'Do you guys ever close for lunch?' The teller replied, 'Only if the country does!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in, panting heavily. ‘Hey,’ he said to the teller, ‘you’re always here—even when everyone else takes their break.’ The teller smiled and nodded back, ‘Only if the country does!’ The driver shook his head with admiration and left, muttering, ‘These U.S. Bank people sure know how to keep their jobs!’

4. At U.S. Bank, a voice came over the intercom one foggy morning: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, for your convenience, all deposits will now be considered withdrawals until further notice.’ A delivery driver, confused but calm, asked aloud: ‘So I bring in money, they take it out? Or do I take stuff out, they put it back?’ A quiet whisper from an old lady behind him answered: ‘Honey, just do what they say—we’ll figure it out later.’