Les Schwab Tire Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Les Schwab Tire Center with an urgent load. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd: the store’s neon sign kept flickering on its own, as if trying to attract attention. Curious, the delivery driver approached the sign and noticed that it spelled out ‘Sale Tonight!’ in faint letters. With a smile, he thought, 'What a clever way to advertise!' Later, a regular customer remarked, 'That old sign sure knows how to get our business.' The driver shook his head and replied, 'It must be a neighbor's prank—just like last year when they did the same thing at the grocery store.'

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Les Schwab Tire Center with an unusual request. ‘Hey, can you check if my tires are cursed?’ he asked the attendant, scratching his head. The attendant raised an eyebrow and replied, 'Cursed? What do you mean?' The driver shrugged, 'Well, every time I drive these tires past that old oak tree on Main Street, they start making funny noises.' The mechanic laughed heartily and said, 'I'll take a look—maybe they're just out of alignment!' And indeed, after a quick adjustment, the tires hummed contentedly down the road without any more supernatural sounds.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Les Schwab Tire Center and noticed something strange—a faint humming sound coming from inside the tire warehouse. Curious, he cracked open the door—and found an old radio playing softly in the corner. Inside were rows upon rows of tires dancing to its rhythm! Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic neighbor practicing his newfound talent for tire synchronised dancing. The moral? Always check if your tires are grooving before you hit the road.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Les Schwab Tire Center and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a tire inflating itself. Curious, he approached it slowly, but when he got closer, the tire stopped inflating mid-air and winked at him. Turns out, it was just an old tire with a misaligned valve stem. A regular from the neighborhood chuckled, saying, ‘That’s why they call it Les Schwab—magic tires!’