About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver approached the KeyBank branch with an unusual package. ‘I’ve got something for Mr. Johnson,’ he said, smiling mysteriously. As he opened it, a small note fell out: 'Mr. Johnson is on vacation.' Everyone burst into laughter, including the confused delivery guy who’d been delivering packages to the wrong person for weeks.
2. One day, a curious neighbor asked the teller, 'Do you really keep keys here?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Of course not! We just help people open their accounts.’ A few days later, a delivery driver joked, ‘Hey, can I get my key back?’ The teller laughed and said, ‘No worries, sir—we only lend them out for safekeeping!’
3. A regular customer entered the bank one afternoon and casually asked the teller, "Excuse me, but do you accept deposits in every language?" The teller smiled and replied, ‘Of course, sir. We accept deposits in any language.’ The man nodded thoughtfully before whispering something into his phone. Suddenly, a delivery driver walked up and said, ‘Hey, I’ve got an envelope here for KeyBank—does it say “Depósitos” on it?’ Everyone burst out laughing as the teller shook her head and said, ‘No, that says “Depositos,” not “Depósitos.”’
4. In the dead of night, a shadowy figure slipped into the deserted KeyBank branch. The guard dog yawned and stretched, thinking it was just another mouse until… The guard dog lazily opened one eye, barked once at the intruder, then went back to sleep, convinced it was only ‘a neighborhood cat’. The next morning, a regular customer found a note on the door: “Sorry for the inconvenience! KeyBank temporarily closed for renovations.” Everyone laughed, including the dog.