FedEx

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog, when most FedEx offices are quiet and empty, a regular would arrive with his coffee thermos. He’d greet the mailboxes like old friends, whispering strange phrases as he sorted packages. One day, while humming to himself, the regular accidentally left his coffee thermos inside a package for ‘Mr. Coffee Lover.’ When the real Mr. Coffee Lover opened it, he exclaimed, ‘Finally, someone who understands my passion!’ The two became fast friends, often meeting in the FedEx lobby over shared cups of joe.

2. At nightfall, a delivery driver locked up FedEx but forgot to close one of the loading doors. The next morning, a regular noticed something odd: boxes were disappearing from the shelves as if someone had whispered, ‘Take what you need.’ Soon enough, everyone in town started whispering that FedEx had its own little ghostly employee who helped themselves to packages. But then, one day, an old neighbor stopped by and asked jokingly, 'Did anyone order another box of those mysterious cookies?' Turns out, it was just a mischievous raccoon with a sweet tooth.

3. At closing time, a young child ran into the FedEx lobby, startled by the sound of an envelope whispering its address. The clerk looked down and saw that the envelope was addressed to itself. Everyone burst out laughing as the little boy grinned sheepishly, realizing his mistake. From then on, whenever someone mentioned FedEx, people in town would wink knowingly and say, ‘That place where envelopes talk!’

4. In the dim light of dawn, a FedEx employee unlocked the door for another routine day. But as she reached for her keys, something unusual caught her eye—a small package wrapped in plain brown paper, left on the loading dock with no return address or sender's name. Curious, she opened it carefully—inside was just a note scribbled in childish handwriting: ‘Please deliver this to yourself.’ Below were two chocolate croissants and a smiley face drawn in marker. Turns out, it was a neighborhood prank from a regular who always got his packages delivered there.