Customedica Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Customedica Pharmacy and asked the pharmacist, ‘Why do you always leave your window cracked open?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘It’s for the little blue bird that lives in our ceiling.’ The delivery driver looked up curiously. ‘You’ve never mentioned a bird before,’ he said. With a smile, the pharmacist answered, ‘Oh, he only comes out after dark.’ A few days later, a neighbor knocked on the door. ‘I heard singing,’ they said. ‘That must be him!’ The pharmacist laughed, ‘No, it’s just my new night shift worker.’

2. A customer walked into Customedica Pharmacy one morning and asked, ‘Do you have any cure for bad dreams?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled but replied, ‘We’ve got sleeping pills, but I’m not sure if they count.’ Just then, a delivery driver knocked on the door. The pharmacist said, ‘Hey, Joe, do you believe in bad dream cures?’ Joe shrugged and replied, ‘I deliver stuff, not dreams.’ Everyone laughed, and the customer left with a box of aspirin—probably not what he was hoping for.

3. A curious neighbor knocked on the door of Customedica Pharmacy late one afternoon and asked, 'I see you're open twenty-four hours—do you deliver?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘We deliver anything but sleep aids!’ The neighbor laughed and said, ‘Fair enough,’ before heading off with a shake of their head. As it turned out, that was the last time anyone ever asked if they delivered.’

4. A delivery driver approached Customedica Pharmacy one foggy morning, only to discover that his truck’s headlights were shining on something peculiar. As he peered through the mist, the delivery driver saw a sign hanging crookedly outside the pharmacy. It read: ‘Open for Business—Just Ask Twice.’ He laughed and shook his head, thinking it was some local joke. Turns out, everyone in town had heard it, but nobody ever dared test it.