Connections Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer, adjusting his tie in front of the bank’s glass doors, muttered under his breath one morning: ‘I swear, every time I come here, the line gets longer.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked up and asked if he could use the ATM. The teller looked up with a smile and said, 'Of course, sir—just be quick, we’re already five minutes behind schedule!' The driver nodded, inserted his card, and promptly started chatting with another neighbor who happened to be standing nearby. The regular customer sighed and mumbled again, ‘This is why I hate coming here.’

2. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, a delivery driver pulled up to Connections Credit Union with an unusual package. The security guard eyed him suspiciously as he approached the door. The driver explained it was just some old computers for disposal. The guard nodded and waved him in, muttering something about ‘connections’ always needing outdated tech. As the sun rose, everyone inside Connections Credit Union had no idea they’d been watching a routine morning delivery—until their new computer room started playing classic rock.

3. At closing time, an elderly gentleman approached the bank’s automated teller. After withdrawing some cash, he turned around and announced into the microphone: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to inform you that Connections Credit Union now has the best interest rates on savings!' Next, a delivery driver walked up and asked the ATM for his balance. With a straight face, it replied, ‘Your account is in excellent standing, sir. We’re even considering making you our next spokesperson!’ The driver nodded solemnly and left, muttering under his breath, ‘Finally—a bank that appreciates my hard work.’

4. At lunchtime, as usual, a neighbor rushed into the bank to make a quick deposit. The line was long, so he decided to wait outside under the awning. Suddenly, an old delivery driver approached him with a big smile and asked for directions to the nearest post office. Turns out, they were standing right next to it—just hidden behind the awning. The neighbor burst out laughing, realizing his mistake, while the delivery driver just shook his head and walked away, muttering something about ‘another one’.